Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.
My favorite thing about walruses is that apparently they are the CUDDLIEST. Like, when they rescue baby walruses who are orphaned, it is someone’s job to hang out with them for most of the day and just cuddle. That’s a real job. How do I get to be a walrus-cuddler?
American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music
if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
The absolute fuck!